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"This week, New Jersey received so much rain that four New Jersey towns had to be evacuated. The Red Cross says the New Jersey evacuees are suffering from shock, hypothermia, and a condition known as 'wet mullet'". --Conan O'brien

"No more touching of the male genitalia or caressing of the breasts!" --Kalchik

"I always let my legs get like..GORILLA. Like...RAWR." --Jessi<3

"Just gaze into my Nipples of the Future, and you will see that you are wrong!" --Rocko's Modern Life

And I can still feel you,
Even though you are miles away.
Your lips on mine,
Your arms around my waist.
And my heart still races,
Just from the sound of your name.
The sound that came from your tired 4 A.M. lips,
The sound of your breathing against my neck.
And I can still feel your head on my chest,
The feelings you had for me before you left,
The feeling of your hair between my fingertips.
And all of this, I must confess, I've never expressed.
--Me.

Here's to t e e n a g e romances,
And never knowing why they hurt like hell.

I'm sorry that I wasn't more beautiful,
Is that what hurt you the most?
I'm trying to be good for you,
But it's hard when all you want is someone's pants to get into.
--Me.

He wanted to talk about all the mistakes that I've made,
I told him to look into the mirror.
I don't think I could've made it anymore clearer.

So I'm over-rated?
Well sweetie, you're just a f u c k - u p.

Fuck beauty, babe. We're all beautiful.

Am I that easy to forget? Tell me.

You're as beautiful as ever,
Yet I'm starting to resent your smile.
Because it's killing me to say this,
But I'm dying inside to leave.

Hello dahling;-)